chloemorets:

i was telling a joke i made up the other day 

what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink

penis coladas

and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

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pammieomana:

i cant believe that sheldon is really not into sports… its funny to see this video over and over again.. this is a very funny moment.. hahahaha

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